At a
Computer Expo, Bill Gates
reportedly compared the Computer Industry
with the Auto Industry and stated, "If GM
had kept up with technology
like
the Computer Industry has, we would all be driving twenty-five dollar
cars
that got 1000 mi/gal."
General
Motors addressed this comment by releasing the statement, "Yes,
but would you want your car to crash
twice a day?"
And...
1.
Every time they repainted the lines on the road you would have to buy a
new
car!
2.
Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason, and you
would just accept this, restart
and drive on.
3.
Occasionally, executing a maneuver would cause your car to stop and
fail
and you would have to re-install
the engine. For some strange reason,
you
would accept this too.
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4.
You could only have one person in the car at a time, unless you bought
"Car Vista" or "Car 2003". But, then you would
have to buy more seats.
5.
Macintosh would make a
car that was powered by the Sun,
was reliable,
five times as fast, twice as easy to drive, but would only run on 5% of the
roads.
6.
The Macintosh car
owners would get expensive Microsoft
upgrades to
their
cars, which would make their cars run
much slower.
7.
The oil, gas and alternator warning lights would be replaced by a
single
"general car default"
warning light.
8.
New seats would force everyone to have the same sized butt.
9.
The airbag system would say, "Are
you sure?" before going off.