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The Ants-In-Your-Pants Quiz

Where do Ants go for their holidays?
Frants!

What do you call an Ant who skips school?
A Truant!

What do you get if you cross some Ants with some tics?
All sorts of Antics!

Why did the Elephant put his trunk across the path?
To trip up the Ants!

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What is even bigger than an Elephant?
A Giant!

What do you call an Ant in space?
Cosmonants & Astronants!

What do you call an Ant from overseas?
Impartant!

What medicine would you give an ill Ant?
Antibiotics!

What is smaller than an Ant's dinner?
An Ant's mouth!

So, How'd You Like My Antie-Created Quiz???

Bonus

Inventions {??} that are Bound to be Unsuccessful!!

A Water-Proof Bath Towel

Glow-in-the-Dark Sunglasses

A Solar-Powered Flashlight

A Submarine Screen Door

A Book on 'How to Read'

An Inflatable Dart Board

A Dictionary Index

Dehydrated Water - Just add water!

Waterproof Tea Bags

A Helicopter Ejector Seat

The Frog-Prinz

What goes dot-dot-Croak, dot-dash-Croak?
Morse Toad!

Whats the world weakest animal?
A Toad, he Croaks if you even touch him!

What kind of Pole is short and floppy?
A TadPole!

What do you call a girl with a Frog in her hair?
Lily!

What do Scottish Toads play?
Hop-Scotch!