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if only she would organize her time better. Recently he had a chance to put his
theory into practice while his wife was away.
When I popped in one evening to see how he was managing, he crowed, "I made
a cake, frosted it, washed the kitchen windows, cleaned all the cupboards,
scrubbed the kitchen floor, walls and ceiling and even had a bath."
I was about to concede that perhaps he was a better manager than his wife,
when he added sheepishly, "When I was making the chocolate frosting, I forgot
to turn off the mixer before taking the beaters out of the bowl, so I had to do all
the rest."
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The
following small Quiz consists of 4 questions, it tells
whether you are Qualified to be
'A Professional'.
According to some well-known statistics around
90%
of all
Professionals {??} failed The
Quiz.
Good Luck ... You will need it!!
{At the end, you can
scroll-down for the Correct
Answers.}
The
questions are not that difficult. You just need to be a bit ...
you know, with it!!
1. How
do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
The
next question tests whether you are doing simple things in acomplicated
way.
2. How
do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
Hint ~ Open the refrigerator, put in
the elephant and close the door ~ is the Wrong
Answer.
The next question tests your prudence.
3. The
Lion King is hosting an animal conference, all the animals attend except one.
Which animal does not attend ?
The next question tests whether you have a
comprehensive thinking.
OK,
if you did not answer the last three questions correctly, this one may be your last
chance to establish your
qualification to be 'A
Professional'.
4.
There is a river, which is lived in by lots of crocodiles. How do you manage to cross
it?
Okay, go see whether you are
Qualified?!!?
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English counterparts, are grammatically designated as Masculine or Feminine.
Things like 'chalk' or 'pencil,' she described, would have a Gender association
although in English these words were neutral.
Puzzled, one student raised his hand and asked, "What Gender is a Computer?"
The teacher wasn't sure, and so divided the class into two groups and asked them
to decide if a Computer should be Masculine or Feminine. One group was
comprised of the Women in the class, and the other, of Men. Both groups were
asked to give four reasons for their conclusion.
The group of Women concluded that Computers should be referred to as being
Masculine because ~
In order to get their attention, you have to Turn Them On.
They have a lot of data, but are still Clueless.
They are supposed to help you solve your problems, but half the time 'They
Are the Problem!'
As soon as you commit to one, you realize that, if you had waited a little
longer, you could have had a better model.
Brad Fitzpatrick & Chris Pirillo
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The Men, on the other hand, decided that Computers should definitely be
referred to as being Feminine because ~
No one but their God understands their 'internal logic'.
The native language they use to communicate with other Computers is
incomprehensible to everyone else.
Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later
retrieval.
As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending
half your pay check on accessories for it.
What do you say??!
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Who invented King Arthur's Round Table?
Sir Cumference!
Answers for 'A Professional' Quiz
door!
2.The Correct Answer is: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the
elephant and close the door!
3.The Correct Answer is: The Elephant! ... it's still in the refrigerator!
4.The Correct Answer is: Simply swim across it. All the crocodiles are attending
the Animal Meeting ... remember!!