[Of All Ages!!!]
Top 10 'Reasons' Why
Eve Was Created!!?
10.
God was worried that Adam would frequently become lost in the garden
because he
would not ask for directions.
9. God knew that one day Adam would require someone to locate and hand him the
remote.
8. God knew Adam would never go out and buy himself a new fig leaf when his wore
out and would therefore need someone to buy one for him.
7. God knew Adam would never be able to make a doctor's, dentist, or haircut
appointment for himself.
6. God knew Adam would never remember which night to put the garbage at the
curb.
5. God knew if the world was to be populated, men would never be able to handle
the pain and discomfort of childbearing.
4. As the Keeper of the Garden, Adam would never remember where he left his
tools.
3. Apparently, Adam needed someone to blame his troubles on when God caught
him hiding in the garden.
2. As the Bible says, It is not good for man to be alone!
1. When God finished the creation of Adam, He stepped back, scratched his
head, and said, "I can do better than that."
British Roadster Hood Ornament, Manitoulin Island
© 2002 by SLaF, Cricket Hill ~The Digital Darkroom,
Original Digital Photography, All Rights Reserved
would not ask for directions.
9. God knew that one day Adam would require someone to locate and hand him the
remote.
8. God knew Adam would never go out and buy himself a new fig leaf when his wore
out and would therefore need someone to buy one for him.
7. God knew Adam would never be able to make a doctor's, dentist, or haircut
appointment for himself.
6. God knew Adam would never remember which night to put the garbage at the
curb.
5. God knew if the world was to be populated, men would never be able to handle
the pain and discomfort of childbearing.
4. As the Keeper of the Garden, Adam would never remember where he left his
tools.
3. Apparently, Adam needed someone to blame his troubles on when God caught
him hiding in the garden.
2. As the Bible says, It is not good for man to be alone!
1. When God finished the creation of Adam, He stepped back, scratched his
head, and said, "I can do better than that."
British Roadster Hood Ornament, Manitoulin Island
© 2002 by SLaF, Cricket Hill ~The Digital Darkroom,
Original Digital Photography, All Rights Reserved
7 'Reasons' Why Santa Claus Is Not A Man!
Men can't
pack a Bag.
Men would rather be dead than caught wearing Red Velvet.
Men would feel that their masculinity was threatened, having to be seen with
all of those Elves.
Men don't answer their Mail.
Men would refuse to allow their physique to be described, even in jest, as
anything remotely resembling a "Bowlful of Jelly"!
Finally, being responsible for Christmas would require a Long-Term Commitment.
Men would rather be dead than caught wearing Red Velvet.
Men would feel that their masculinity was threatened, having to be seen with
all of those Elves.
Men don't answer their Mail.
Men would refuse to allow their physique to be described, even in jest, as
anything remotely resembling a "Bowlful of Jelly"!
Finally, being responsible for Christmas would require a Long-Term Commitment.
Sedan
Hood Ornament, Manitoulin Island
© 2002 by SLaF, Cricket Hill ~The Digital Darkroom,
Original Digital Photography, All Rights Reserved
© 2002 by SLaF, Cricket Hill ~The Digital Darkroom,
Original Digital Photography, All Rights Reserved
If You Love Something ...
If
you love
something,
set it free.
If it comes back, it was and always will be yours.
If it never returns, it was never yours to begin with.
If it comes back, it was and always will be yours.
If it never returns, it was never yours to begin with.
If
it just sits in your living room and messes up your stuff, eats your
food,
uses your telephone, takes your money and never behaves as if you actually set
it free in the first place -- you either married it or gave birth to it!
uses your telephone, takes your money and never behaves as if you actually set
it free in the first place -- you either married it or gave birth to it!
Sedan Fancy Grille, Manitoulin Island
© 2002 by SLaF, Cricket Hill ~The Digital Darkroom,
Original Digital Photography, All Rights Reserved
Definitions for Parents
Feedback ~ The inevitable result when a baby doesn't appreciate the
mashed carrots or pureed peaches!
Hear..Say ~ What toddlers do when anyone mutters an 'off-color' word.
Prenatal ~ When your life was still somewhat your own.
Puddle ~ A small body of water that draws other small bodies wearing
dry shoes.
Sterilize ~ What you do to your first baby's pacifier by boiling it and
to your last baby's pacifier by blowing on it.
Top Bunk ~ Where you should never put a child wearing Superman
pjamas.
Whoops! ~ An exclamation that translates roughly into "get the paper
towels ... quick!!"
Roadster Headlamps, Manitoulin Island
© 2002 by SLaF, Cricket Hill ~The Digital Darkroom,
Original Digital Photography, All Rights Reserved
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© 2002 by SLaF, Cricket Hill ~The Digital Darkroom,
Original Digital Photography, All Rights Reserved
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One has the paws before
the claws and the other
has the clause before the pause!