A person can learn a lot from a Dog: Love, Loyalty, Forgiveness
and the importance of Turning three full Circles before lying
down. ~ UV Immanuele
and the importance of Turning three full Circles before lying
down. ~ UV Immanuele
For Dog Lovers ... Only!
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Questions
& Answers
Q:
What do you get if you cross a Dog
and a cheetah?
A: A Dog that chases cars - and catches them!
Q: What happens when it rains cats and Dogs?
A: You can step in a poodle!
Q: What sort of clothes does a pet Dog wear?
A: A petticoat!
Q: What do you get if you cross a Dog and a lion?
A: A terrified postman!
Q: What happened to the Dog that ate nothing but garlic?
A: His bark was much worse than it's bite!
A: A Dog that chases cars - and catches them!
Q: What happens when it rains cats and Dogs?
A: You can step in a poodle!
Q: What sort of clothes does a pet Dog wear?
A: A petticoat!
Q: What do you get if you cross a Dog and a lion?
A: A terrified postman!
Q: What happened to the Dog that ate nothing but garlic?
A: His bark was much worse than it's bite!
A Day At The Beach! ~ Sheguiandah Bay,
Manitoulin Island
© 2006 by
SLaF, Cricket Hill
~The Digital Darkroom,
Original Digital Photography, All Rights Reserved
Following a woman with a Dog out of the movie theater, a
man stopped her and
said, "I'm sorry to bother you, but I was amazed that your Dog seemed to get
into the movie so much. He cried in the right places, moved nervously at the
boring spots, and laughed like crazy at the funny parts. Don't you find that
somewhat unusual?"
"Yes," she replied. "I find it very unusual. Especially considering that he
really disliked the book!"
said, "I'm sorry to bother you, but I was amazed that your Dog seemed to get
into the movie so much. He cried in the right places, moved nervously at the
boring spots, and laughed like crazy at the funny parts. Don't you find that
somewhat unusual?"
"Yes," she replied. "I find it very unusual. Especially considering that he
really disliked the book!"
Friends, Sharing ~ Sheguiandah,
Manitoulin Island
© 2002 - 06 by Paul
Batman & Family,
All Rights Reserved
All Rights Reserved
Timothy
O'Rourke was walking his Irish
Setter in the country side. He picked up
a
stick and threw it, the Dog retrieved it and brought it back. Tim then threw it in a
different direction and the Dog once again and retrieved it and brought it back. Tim
then threw the stick in another direction and it landed in a small lake. The Dog went
down to the water's edge, walked across the water, picked up the stick and brought it
back.
Needless to say, Tim was Astounded! He couldn't believe what he had seen and threw
stick in the lake again, and the Dog once again walked across the water to bring the
stick back. As he went into town, he promised that he would show his Dog's Amazing
Ability to the first person he came across.
Once back in town the first person he came across was the town-drunk, Declan
Dunphy. Tim dragged Declan to the lake to show him what his Dog could do. Once
again, the Tim threw the stick into the small lake and the Dog went to the water's
edge, walked across the water, picked up the stick and brought it back.
Upon seeing this, Declan turned to the Tim and matter-o'-factly said; "Why that's
great, laddie, but when are you going to teach your Dog how to swim?!!!"
stick and threw it, the Dog retrieved it and brought it back. Tim then threw it in a
different direction and the Dog once again and retrieved it and brought it back. Tim
then threw the stick in another direction and it landed in a small lake. The Dog went
down to the water's edge, walked across the water, picked up the stick and brought it
back.
Needless to say, Tim was Astounded! He couldn't believe what he had seen and threw
stick in the lake again, and the Dog once again walked across the water to bring the
stick back. As he went into town, he promised that he would show his Dog's Amazing
Ability to the first person he came across.
Once back in town the first person he came across was the town-drunk, Declan
Dunphy. Tim dragged Declan to the lake to show him what his Dog could do. Once
again, the Tim threw the stick into the small lake and the Dog went to the water's
edge, walked across the water, picked up the stick and brought it back.
Upon seeing this, Declan turned to the Tim and matter-o'-factly said; "Why that's
great, laddie, but when are you going to teach your Dog how to swim?!!!"
The New Boy! ~ Teddie ~ Sheguiandah,
Manitoulin Island
© 2007 by
SLaF, Cricket Hill
~The Digital Darkroom,
Original Digital Photography, All Rights Reserved
Dog. He watched the game for a while in utter astonishment. "I can hardly believe
my eyes!" he exclaimed. "That's the smartest Dog I've ever seen."
"Nah, he's not so smart," the friend replied. "I've beaten him three games out of
five!"
when a fire truck zoomed past. Sitting in the front seat of the fire truck was a
Dalmatian.
The children fell into discussing the Dog's duties.
"They use him to keep crowds back," said one youngster.
"No," said another, "he's just for good luck."
A third child brought the argument to a close. When she said firmly,"They use
the Dog to find the Fire Hydrant!"
Happy Young QtPi ~
Sheguiandah,
Manitoulin Island
© 2002-7 by
SLaF, Cricket Hill
~The Digital Darkroom,
Original Digital Photography, All Rights Reserved
What's
happening when you hear "Woof
... Splat ...
Meow ... Splat?"
It's Raining Dogs and Cats!
Meow ... Splat?"
It's Raining Dogs and Cats!
There once was a boy named Mark.
who went for a walk in the park.
He met an odd hound,
and unfortunately found
that his Bite was much Worse than his Bark!
who went for a walk in the park.
He met an odd hound,
and unfortunately found
that his Bite was much Worse than his Bark!
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Dogs deal with death much better than we
do.For them it seems to be just what happens. ~
Mai Antonia Raye