



Dog ~ do'g n. a 'Minor Deity' created to
receive the Majority of the World's
Adoration.
No matter how little Money
you have
and how few Possessions you
own, having
a Dog makes you
Wealthy!
Dogs are
Our Friends!



Read
the Following Statements and Indicate
to Whom Each Best
Applies ...
1. Your Dog __ You __ both __ ... joyfully undertakes frequent vigorous physical exercise.
2. Your Dog __ You __ both __ ... happily eats the same food day after day.
3. Your
Dog
__ You __ both
__ ... is almost
always cheerful, fun-loving,
ignoring aches and pains.
4. Your
Dog
__ You __ both
__ ...
needs no medical
help (valium, prozac, etc) to relieve stress or
tension.
5. Your
Dog __ You __
both __ ...
seizes almost every opportunity to enjoy the natural world.
6. Your
Dog
__ You __ both
__ ...
can take
criticism and blame without resentment.
7. Your
Dog
__ You __ both
__ ...
can ignore a friend's limited education and never correct him/her.
8. Your
Dog
__ You __ both
__ ...
can face the
world without any lies and deceit.
9. Your
Dog
__ You __ both
__ ...
can resist
treating a rich friend better than a less well-off one.
10. Your
Dog
__ You __ both
__ ...
can joyfully live
without ‘pep’ pills, cigarettes or liquor.
11. Your
Dog
__ You __ both
__ ...
weight is in
‘more normal’ proportion to body.
12. Your
Dog __ You
__ both __ ...
can resist complaining and boring people with troubles.
13. Your
Dog __ You
__ both __ ...
can understand and accept when loved ones are too
busy to spend
any time.
14. Your
Dog __ You
__ both __ ...
has no prejudice or
discomfort whatsoever
with creeds, colours,
religions, or beliefs of
others.
Download
a Text Version of the 'Little Quiz' Below


Cosmo [Ol' Timer], Sheguiandah, Manitoulin Island
© 2002-6 by SLaF, Cricket Hill
~The Digital Darkroom,
Original Digital Photography, All Rights Reserved

1. If I like it, it's mine.
2. If its in my mouth, it's mine.
3. If I can take it from you, it's mine.
4. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine.
5. If I'm chewing something up, all the pieces are mine.
6. If its mine,
it must never appear to be yours anyway.
7. If it just looks like mine, it's mine.
8. If I saw it first, it's mine.
9. If you are playing with something and you put it
down,
it automatically becomes mine.
10. If its broken, it's yours!
Spirit - Oval,
Sheguiandah, Manitoulin Island
© 2002-6 by
SLaF, Cricket Hill
~The Digital Darkroom,
Original
Digital Photography, All Rights Reserved











