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Joke Of The Month
{Month 23}

A truck driver is tooling along on the freeway. A sign comes up that reads
"Low Bridge Ahead". Before he knows it, the bridge is right ahead of him,
and somehow he gets stuck under it. Cars are backed up for miles.

Finally, a police car pulls up. The officer gets out of his car and walks to
the truck, puts his hands on his hips and says, sarcastically, "Got stuck,
huh? !!"

The driver says, "No Sir, I was delivering this bridge, and must've run
out of gas !!"

Double Bonus!!

A man walks into a fish and chip shop with a fish under his arm.

"Do you have any fishcakes?" he asks.

"Yes, of course," says the fish shop owner.

"Great," replies the man, nodding at the fish under his arm, "It's his
birthday."

Spring Reflection ~ Kagawong, Manitoulin Island
© 2002-6 by SLaF, Cricket Hill ~The Digital Darkroom,
Original Digital Photography, All Rights Reserved

Apropos to the Cartoons offered Here Daily!

A man in a hot air balloon realized he was lost. He reduced
altitude, and spotted a woman below. He descended a bit more
and shouted, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend
I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."

The woman replied, "You're in a hot air balloon hovering
approximately 30 feet above the ground. You're between 40
and 41 degrees north latitude and between 89 and 90 degrees
west longitude."

You must be an Engineer," said the balloonist.

"I am," replied the woman. "How did you know?"

Well, " answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is
technically correct, but I've no idea what to make of your
information, and the fact is I'm still lost. Frankly, you've
not been much help at all. If anything, you've delayed my
trip."

The woman below responded, "You must be a Manager."

"I am," replied the balloonist. "But how did you know?"

"Well," said the woman, "you don't know where you are or
where you're going. You have risen to where you are due to a
large quantity of hot air. You made a promise that you've
no idea how to keep, and you expect people beneath you to
solve your problems. The fact is, you are in exactly the
same position you were in before we met! But now,
somehow, it's my fault!!"