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Joke Of The Month
{Month 21}
A student reported for
the University final examination which consists
of "True/False" Questions.
The student takes a
seat in the examination hall, stares at the question
paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes out a
coin,
starts flipping it and marking the answer sheet - Heads for True and
Tails for False. Using this inspired technique, within half an hour
the
student is all done whereas the rest of the class is sweating it out.
During the last few
minutes, the student is seen desperately throwing
the coin, swearing and sweating.
The moderator, alarmed,
approaches the student and asks, "What's
going on?"
"I finished the exam in
half an hour," the student replied, "So, I'm
rechecking my answers!!"
Double Bonus!!
A grasshopper goes to a bar and hops up
on a stool.
The bartender is surprised to see a grasshopper and says "Say, you
know we have a drink named after you?"
The grasshopper responds "You have a drink named Roger?"
The bartender is surprised to see a grasshopper and says "Say, you
know we have a drink named after you?"
The grasshopper responds "You have a drink named Roger?"
© 2002-6 by SLaF, Cricket Hill ~The Digital Darkroom,
Original Digital Photography, All Rights Reserved
Apropos to the Cartoons offered Here Daily!
A
man in a hot air balloon realized he was lost. He reduced
altitude, and spotted a woman below. He descended a bit more
and shouted, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend
I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."
The woman replied, "You're in a hot air balloon hovering
approximately 30 feet above the ground. You're between 40
and 41 degrees north latitude and between 89 and 90 degrees
west longitude."
You must be an Engineer," said the balloonist.
"I am," replied the woman. "How did you know?"
Well, " answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is
technically correct, but I've no idea what to make of your
information, and the fact is I'm still lost. Frankly, you've
not been much help at all. If anything, you've delayed my
trip."
The woman below responded, "You must be a Manager."
"I am," replied the balloonist. "But how did you know?"
"Well," said the woman, "you don't know where you are or
where you're going. You have risen to where you are due to a
large quantity of hot air. You made a promise that you've
no idea how to keep, and you expect people beneath you to
solve your problems. The fact is, you are in exactly the
same position you were in before we met! But now,
somehow, it's my fault!!"
altitude, and spotted a woman below. He descended a bit more
and shouted, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend
I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."
The woman replied, "You're in a hot air balloon hovering
approximately 30 feet above the ground. You're between 40
and 41 degrees north latitude and between 89 and 90 degrees
west longitude."
You must be an Engineer," said the balloonist.
"I am," replied the woman. "How did you know?"
Well, " answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is
technically correct, but I've no idea what to make of your
information, and the fact is I'm still lost. Frankly, you've
not been much help at all. If anything, you've delayed my
trip."
The woman below responded, "You must be a Manager."
"I am," replied the balloonist. "But how did you know?"
"Well," said the woman, "you don't know where you are or
where you're going. You have risen to where you are due to a
large quantity of hot air. You made a promise that you've
no idea how to keep, and you expect people beneath you to
solve your problems. The fact is, you are in exactly the
same position you were in before we met! But now,
somehow, it's my fault!!"
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© 2002-6 by SLaF & JVP, Cricket Hill ~The Digital Darkroom,
Original Digital PhotoArt, All Rights Reserved
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