
Mister Ol' Timer
Curmudgeonly Rants(!!!) on The World 
{Curmudgeon
kur' mujun n. A crusty, irascible, cantankerous older person full of stubbornly-held,
opinionated ideas!}
Two cartons of Yogurt walk into a
bar. The bartender, who is a tub of
Cottage Cheese, says to them, "We don't serve your kind in here !
"One of the Yogurt cartons says back
to him, "Why not? Are we too
Cultured for you?
!!"
An unfortunate thing
about this world is that good habits are much easier to give up
than bad ones. ~ W.Somerset
Maugham
We
decided to take some substantial time off {!!}, so, I have not paid much
[read
any!] attention
to Ranting .. at least
in writing anyway!!
Long ago now, I did
receive a few '... and how come you were 'so smart' emails
from a couple of 'loyal [if somewhat persnickety/testy!!] readers',
asking me
to talk about the reasons for my prediction of "doom" in 50 years [a word
used by one such 'Dear Reader'!].
The answer is/was
pretty simple to state ... To Wit ~ The exponential
growth of the human population,
the increasing pursuit of a fossil-fuel-
dependent
economics,
and the growing
nonchalance/indifference of 'our-kind'
to the future planetary feasibilty/viability of both our Burgeoning Numbers
and our Mindless Choices !!!!
Thinking in these
terms and in this way, it did not take an Einstein, or a
Sherlock Holmes, or even a Sigismund Freud to 'read and call the future'!
And, I, along
with a few others, did.
Anyway, from what I
read and hear, we have not
gotten it yet .. "Hello
Planet Earth Dwellers the 'Future' is drawing
closer all of the time and
You-All are not
taking your [read 'your
home's''] situation
Seriously
Enough!!!!" And, as
things have always been, the first to suffer
the
seeming indifference/insensitivity
of the 'Well-off'[read
westerners]
will
be the 'poorest of the
poor'!!! - a combination
of lousy locations and
no-
wear-with-all!!!!!
© 2007 by SLaF, Cricket Hill ~ The Digital
Darkroom,
Original Digital Photography, All
Rights Reserved
As an Aside {sort of}: Don't you just love the idea of
'carbon-"credits"'
.. and
purchasing them
yet?!!! ... smoke & mirrors anyone .. how
about a
little heavy-duty Dope, eh?!!!!
Okay, all of you Hucksters,
Self-Proclaimed-Planet-Savers and
Creative-Money-Making-Types line-up over there and get ready to
Fleece all of the Semi-Believing
& Demi-Caring,
Hemi-Environmentally
Literate Well-Offs, who want [desperately] to believe that if
they 'do-
there-part' and
just throw-some-money
at the Damned-Climate [and
it
may well be!!!] it will
"Heal/Be Fixed". After all, hasn't this Critically
Intelligent/Thoughtful Tactic" always worked before !!????
I am afraid I'll have to pass on The After-the-Fact-Book,
because I am
living
The Movie and its Bad .. Really Bad!!!
If you are not
Concerned/Troubled ,
you are either 'Brain-Dead or Not
Paying Attention!!!!
And on that uplifting
note ...
Bye
for now .. MOT>
May 2, 2007
We
know for a Fact
that the Noise and Fuss
about Climate Change is
part of a Vast
& Secret
Left-Wing Plot to Ruin the Economies of the
Civilized/Western
World ... So, They
can Take-Over and
Have-Their-Godless-Way with the
Bankrupted World. ~ IM Smart, The
Untold Plot [Revised & Updated
Edition, 2007]
Hello, once again, all of you Loyal-Fans
of My Curmudgeonly
Rants ..
I am back!! It has been a
long[-ish] time since my last diatribe [almost
one year], but I have not lived in the interval without taking keen Notice
and showing avid Interest
in the Continuing-Follies
of
'my-species-mates'!!
The so-called 'Issue' of
Climate Change has been a particular "Grabber"!!!!
I will now allow myself
a brief [sure!?] diversion, by way of a relating of
history - personal .... Back in the grey and rapidly fading to black
past
{the
later
1960's}, I taught [hard to believe, huh??!!] at a well-known
Western Canadian University. It was during this time that a number of
"my" students
asked me if I would be available to get together with them
outside of class
and the confines/grounds of the University to discuss things
of shared concern/interest??
Naturally, I agreed
readily, and thus, we did so, on average of about once
every two to three weeks. The venue for our 'gab-fests' was my modest
home,
for no other reason than space was available and access was sure and
easy!
Now, you might ask, why
you? .. another words, why would students choose
You to get together
with?? Well, the answer is in fact known to
me, because
it was offered at our first 'confab'! I was Different from anything they
had
previously encountered - both inside and outside of their
educational
experiences!! Simply put, I Looked,
Sounded and Acted very Different
[-ly].. I was, to their way of thinking, "A Hippie"!!! And, they were
Attracted ... and,
more than a little Curious!!!!
Anyway, one of the
things that seemed to both intrigue
and disturb them
was my oft-stated
opinion that 'in less than 50 years, the planet would be
obviously descending into uninhabitability ..
for us and our kind, anyway!!!!!
If some of you, Dear Readers ask me, I will
let you know what evidence and
inferences led me to
this dire and, at the
time, seemingly bizarre conclusion!
My point here is that
the recent interest in
and
concern for the Climate
of our
planet and the parts/roles we play/have played in it, is Not New
to some of
us!!!!! That
being said, there is NO
Satisfaction
in being in the direction of
being Correct!!
I might add that
another of my oft-rendered statements at that time was
that 'unless people can agree
on the Nature and the Extent of a Problem/
Difficulty, there can be NO Positive Actions or Solution'.
So, how does this 'little-gem' relate to the
history of the "discourse"
[read
Babble] on Climate Change? Well, the one
side - the Denyers/Naysayers
-
say there is no such thing, and the other side - the Affirmers/Yeasayers
- say there is
indeed such a thing .. and, moreover, it is getting to the point
that it will be obvious
to Everyone [!!], even the Naysayers!!!
One of the most Ingenius Ways that our Recognition of and Focussing
upon the Reality and the Impacts of Climate Change has been Held-Up
[by the Naysayers!!] ,in recent years, has been the Silly
Examinations,
and Sillier yet Debating of 'whether we are playing or have
played any part
in the changing Climate of our Home'.
The 'CO2 as Greenhouse Gas Debate' was/is
a prime example of just such a
Colossal Waste-of-Precious-Time!
Sometime remind me to Rant about the Question that
is never asked, but
is often
begging-to-be-asked!!
Anyway, if we take
the example of a Deathly Ill
person as a point of
departure here, it would be 'somewhat' Stupid
to spend time Debating
whether the individual's situation was self-induced/caused or the
result of
other things. The point is if you believe an Illness is bad enough that it is
endangering/may endanger life,
then you Deal-With-It
.. Directly
and
Actively ... you do not
Waste
what is [or at least should be seen as]
Valuable Time Debating
the he/she-did{is-doing}-it~something- else-
did {is-doing}-it' question!

It is long past the time that
the Citizenry of the World can afford to
tolerate/allow the Naysayers,
Diddlers and their
'Well-Placed {Nothing-to-Gain-Everything-to-Lose} Bosses'[read
Governments &
Corporations], who
deny, delay and otherwise obstruct what needs to be
Done, to hold
sway. We need to embark upon a Universal
and
Momumental Effort to Save Our Home
and Ourselves
from a Certain,
albeit a likely Slow &
Tumultuous,Death!!!!!
©
2007 by blaugh.com
Brad
Fitzpatrick & Chris Pirillo
All Rights Reserved
Over the next while I
just might have more to say [directly and indirectly]
about this, but for now ... You might want to ask yourself ~ What am I
willing to part-with, forego, or otherwise change for the sake of the Children
/Grand-Children
that I say I Love?
Bye
for now .. MOT>
May 5, 2006
A
Perspective that raises Money
and Profits on a Pedestal, lowers Everything Else -
People, Places, and The
Future - to Expendable, or,
at the very least, Negotiable! ~
D. Aracci
Ah
Yes,Money and Profits,
the latter-day ['Demi'-] Gods of Man!
Now, I could [and I am sorely tempted!!] go-off on a
Rant about the
"New" Federal
Government's first
'Budget', but all I will say is, it is
"comforting" to know that 'Smoke
and Mirrors'
is still the Dominant-Type
of 'Magic' in Ottawa!!
"Comforting", because it is nice to have
something
you can 'count-on'!
{I am, once again, being kind here, since I
might well have said 'Now Ya
See It, and Now Ya
Don't', which would have more than suggested that
Mr. Harper {you
know, the Guy
presently 'In-Control/Power'} and His
Band of
Merry Aspirants are Shell-Game-Operators/Con-Artists
rather
than Magicians
using a well-worn technique!}
That's it on that .. for now anyway ...
Okay, for the record I am not opposed to Money and/or
Profits ... Not in
the Least!! I am, however, opposed to those things
being seen as Paramount!
This is so
because as the little-known 'Italian Philosopher' Domenic Aracci so
eloquently said, this results in everything else becoming
relegated to a means
to the ends of acquiring More Money and [Ever] Greater Profits! Thus,
nothing-else-really-counts for much - not People, not Places and certainly
not the
Future!
Expediency
{n. taking advantage of opportunities without regard for the wider
consequences} is the primary 'Value'
of this
particular Religion(!!!).
I
am
not talking about 'situational ethics' here, I am talking about doing
whatever
-is-called-for/necessary to make More
Money and Greater Profits!! Recent
Corporate and Government History in both
Canada and the United States
illustrates Expediency
quite well!!~ Enron,
anyone ... Weapons of
'Mass-
Destruction',
ya-all [or is it Weapons
of
Mass-Reconstruction????] ...
Sponsorship Funding, you
there?!!
Detail
~ 'Itchy' Bull, Manitoulin
Island
© 2004 by SLaF, Cricket Hill ~ The Digital
Darkroom,
Original Digital
Photography, All
Rights Reserved
All's
Fair in Love and War .. and ... Business
and
Government!
And, Expediency
in the Service-of the God of Money
and Profits makes for
interesting/strange Bed-Fellows .. a la the Unholy [but hardly Singular!]
Alliance between the Petroleum Industry [whose
sole interests are More
Money and Ever Greater Profits - just ask them!!!]
and Governments
[whose interests
are supposed-to lie elsewhere .. on the side of the long(-er)
term
Welfare/Well-Being of 'The People' - just ask them, too .. and listen
to
the Pontification and
Holier-Than-Thouisms roll-off of the tongues!!!!!].
Ahha, by jove, I think I
have hit-on-some-things here!! It's the phrases
'wider' [as in consequences]
and 'long(-er)
term' [as in welfare/well-being]!!
Now, here's where I need to make a Confession ~ This Rant was prompted
primarily by an Email I received that took-me-to-task [and rightly so!]
for not giving any kind of direct indication as to what 'Mindless(-ness)',
as I use it [them], means! Furthermore, I was accused of labeling
anything
that I disagreed with
as 'Mindless(-ness)'!
{For your information, the Rant I was planning-on
writing was about the
assertion that today's cars are Better,
Safer and More Reliable than
those of
yesteryear.}
Use Your Imagination!!
Well, let me just say that this
'oversight' was Deliberate,
because I was
curious to see whether anyone [Dear Readers!] would notice and comment
on
the absence of any defining' of the term 'Mindless(-ness)'?!?
And, since someone has both noticed and commented, here goes
> Years ago
- during the Dark Ages, I think - I took a number of 'university-level'
courses in Anthropology. 'One' of the suffixes that was in the basic
lexicon of
that 'science' was the term '-centrism'/'-centric', as in
ethno-centrism/
centric and temporo-centrism/-centric.
Simply put these suffixes refer to an arrogance/absorption [ethno = with
one's self, one's group and place and/or temporo =
one's time]! A
Narrowness of Focus,
which allows for the Inflation of
the Value attached
or the
Importance attributed to
one's Self, one's Group [country, society,
and culture] and/or one's
Era.
So, the (Re-)Election of one's Political Party, the Profits
of one's Company,
the Material Position and Wealth of one's self/family, the Salving or
Pumping-up of one's ego, etc. become the Focus/Goal .. nothing else
matters, everything becomes negotiable or otherwise available [you
know,
Up-For-Grabs!!].
In my view, the Twentieth Century was one hundred years of Carnage! All
of the so-called Scientific and Material Advances pale in comparision
with
the Cruelty, which we
[as a Species] heaped upon one another; nevermind
the Destruction that we
bestowed upon the Planet/Biosphere
in the name of
"Progress"!
Further to this, I would submit that all of our Cruelty and
the various
Destruction, which we perpetrated, were as a
result of our 'Mindlessness'!
Our determination to construct objects of Affection or Disaffection and
Allegiance or Enmity,
which were a result of a Narrow
and Myopic,
Arrogant and Self-Absorbed
Perspective!!
And, furthermore, we appear to have Learned Nothing .. so, it
ain't going
to get any better!!
Our 'Ways' in
the Twenty-First Century are No Different than before!
And, despite all of the Rhetoric
and Chest-Thumping and Teeth-Gnashing
to the contrary, the year 2001 [read 9/11] was certainly not
Singular, nor,
in a numeric way, Significant
- especially when compared to other recent
examples of Large-Scale Carnage/Slaughter of the Innocent/Hapless ..
Cambodia, anyone?!!
Certainly, the arrogant/self-important
Proclamations
that the 'world has
changed forever', and that there is now a 'new normal' are hardly
accurate.
9/11, and its [evolving]
aftermath, was/are [just]
more-of-the-same ...
Mindlessness!!
Until
next time, I leave you with this
~

Where do you
think you 'belong'? The Invisible,
The Downtrodden,
The Put-Upon,
The
Privileged, or The Elite ....
Bye
for now .. MOT>
April 27, 2006
Mindlessness is the predominant
way of the world, and the Purveyors are Everywhere!
~ Nicodemus Raye
Well
now, a variation of the question I posed at the end of my last Rant ~
'When are we going to get
serious about
'going-off' Fossil-Fuels??' ~ was
asked on the CBC Weekly Baffled-Gab-Fest -'Cross-Country Checkup'.
The actual question was more like 'Given
the state of the planet, why
haven't we [Canadians] gotten on with developing alternative
types of
propulsion for our various means
of conveyance?'
This was asked by the show's 'Host', who drives me to
distraction
because
of a number of his traits .. those being: his seeming confusion of
a large
vocabulary with Ponderosic-Intelligence, his
seeming Inability to ask a
'simple -question' - he seems to have to embed questions in a sesspool of
editorializing, and his tendency [I am being kind here!!] to Kiss the
Well-
Placed
and to Kick the Small-Guy!
The
question was asked of some invited member or other of
'The-Illuminati'
~ you know, an academic, or consultant, or analyst, or some such
Intellectual 'Bright-Light'
[they seem to be Everywhere -hmmm,
sounds
familiar!! .. Mindless Chatter
anyone??] His answer was Predictable
and
Pathetic, as he pointed
to the lack of 'political-will'
on the part of [I
guess?!?] legions of
Canada's political "leaders", who [get this] feared the
Wrath of the Citizens of
Canada.
Said Wrath being raised
by the necessity
of said Citizens to change their
lifestyles [you know, the inconvenience,
disruption or annoyances caused by such change!???], as a result of the
newly developing means of/for personal conveyance, and such.

Yup, those Wrathful Canadians have
certainly done some Revolutionary/
Radical/Violent things over
recent history. The burning of the Parliament
Buildings, in Ottawa, during a
National Strike over the imposition of
the
GST!? And then there was
the lynching
of the Government House Leader
over the enactment of the North
American Free-Trade Agreement!?
Scarey, Very Scarey ~
Beware of the Wrath of
Canadian Citizenry!!!!
{This
fellow also referred to fossil
fuels [namely gasoline] as a 'Wonder
Fuel' ... this struck
me as an Amazing Attribution of 'Wonder'!?? Of
course hyperbole/exaggeration [I am being kind, again!] is a tendency
in
the Media and among the
'Illuminated'. Think of
Asbestos being referred
to as a 'Miracle
Fiber', and Nuclear Energy being called 'Safe' ~
pretty Unequivocal,
eh!?? ...
Absolutely!?????? -
notice the 'new-found'
popularity of this term!!
So,
the assertion was, as I understood it, that a
combination of Abject
Cowardice and Fearsome Anger were the reasons
for Canada's Non-Pursuit
of alternative sources
of motive-power for our cars, trucks, buses, trains,
planes, lawn-mowers, and such and
thus! I now "understand" the reason
for Canada's Inaction
[other than verbal!?!!] on the Signed Kyoto
Agreement!??
And here, I thought it was Indifference,
Incompetence and
Cupidity [read Greed!]!!
What
None-Sense!!! The fact is that Change(s) usually ain't
easy, and Big
Change(s) is (are) even
more difficult. It seems to me that Change gets
even
Harder when it requires Big-Guys-with-Big-Interests
in Things-Staying-
The-Same [you
know, the Good Ol'
Status-Quo-Meisters]
to give-up/kick
-in Power and Money
[losses
apply here!] to the Change Effort/Process.
Simply put, the Owners-Operators
of the Unholy Alliance
[you
know,
the Oil Companies and
their Hand-Maidens, Governments]
are not in the
least bit interested in either giving-up Any Thing [Power! Money/Tax
Dollars!!], even the Future of the Planet.
The longer the story of Humanity's [read the Developed World's] Mindless
Inaction regarding our Growing Negative Impact on
the Biosphere continues
to be one of Dismissal,
Minimization
and/or Mis-Attribution, the sooner
we will reach
a Point-of-No-Return ~
some of us think we have either
already crossed
that particular point, or that it is close-at-hand!!
Imagine what
the Biosphere [Air,
Land & Water/Sea] will
'look-like'
ten years from now, or even less,
as China's increasingly Self-Centered
[read
Mindless]
population and middle-class continue to Balloon
under the
Nurturance {Prodding
& Pushing} of "Economic
Success".
{Ring your Mindless [and Greedy] Li'Hands all of you Western
'Entrepreneurs and Governments', anticipating a
'Piece-of-the-Immense-
Action'!!!}
If
that doesn't get your Attention
and raise some Concern,
then go away,
because you're Wasting
eye-movements reading this stuff!!!!
You
know, it may well be that it is only a matter-of-time before our
Collective-Heads hit the
ground, having been severed by our own
Mindlessness!! ~ which, as my dear friend Nicodemus
Raye {Yeohemus'
Older and, therefore, Wiser
Brother!??]
said, ' ... is [available/offered/
sold/distributed] Everywhere!'
Until
next time, I leave you with this
~
It
ain't what we don't know, but what we do know that ain't so
..
that will end-up killing us! {... Well said, Ira!! .. You
too.
George!}
Bye
for now .. MOT>
April 22, 2006
Oil fuels the engine of our
economies, so don't
expect our governments
to care about the price of a
barrel or at the pump
~ Unknown
Ah yes, the price of
gas!? Or more correctly the price of 'Petroleum Products'!?
'Funny' {say
with a distinct tone of sarcasm!}
how the only two groups who
benefit from Higher
gas/petroleum products are the 'Oil
Companies' and our
'very-own' Federal Government
!? Both of these groups reap Windfall
Profits
and pay not-the-least-bit-of-attention
to the (meek and sparse) Raised-Voices
of their respective "constituents". And, why should either care, since
there is no
'unified and concerted
effort' to oppose the results of this 'Unholy-Alliance'!!
I listen with amused
incredulity to the legion of media [radio, of course]
interviews, phone-ins and other forums for 'baffled-gab', because the 'Holy-
Grail' is never
violated. Oh sure, some brave-souls do take half-witted/hearted
runs at both the Oil Companies and Government , but the phrases 'Windfall
Profits' and 'Unholy-Alliance'
[or even some facsimiles thereof] are never
uttered. Yet, if anyone were to look {closely and critically} at the year-end
Oil CompanyProfits and/or the Federal Government Revenue generated
by
the Artificially and Deceptively Inflated
prices/taxes on Petroleum Products,
such terms would per force Spring-to-Many-a-Reasonable-Mind!!
For example, raising the
price of a product already-in-the-hands-of-a-
distributor of that product, because either there is a "fear" of a coming shortage,
or because the price on new stock has just
gone-up, would -
in any other retail
circumstance - raise the widespread ire of consumers and would
certainly get
the attention of some government agency/watch-dog, or such!! Yet
that is
The-Way things are done in the 'World of Petroleum Products'
.. Slick
[pun intended!!!] I'd say!!!!
And then there is the example of the double-taxation commited by
our very-
own Federal Government [you have got to "Love-em"],
where they charge tax
[GST] on a Surtax [originally levied to help lower the Federal Deficit
..
duh,
correct me if I am wrong, Canada has no Federal Deficit and
hasn't for some
time now??!!]
This brings to mind Prime Minister Harper's {you
know, the Guy
presently
'In-Control/Power'} statement,
when Leader of Her Majesty's Official
Loyal Opposition, accusing, the then, Liberal Federal Government of
Gouging Canadians by
double-taxing Gasoline! Natually, The-Chappie has
radically changed his 'S&D'
[read Song & Dance!]
since assuming the
PM's Mantle!?
And another thing about the Honorarable
Mr. Harper ~ His comment when
'confronted' by a reporter regarding the seeming inconsistency
between his
two positions was 'That was then, and this is now!' That, I would
suggest,
speaks 'Brittanic-Volumes' as
to the man's Insensitivity and
Arrogance!!
~ two Tell-Tale traits of the Chronically Self-Absorbed and
Self-
Agrandized!!!
Now, all of
the above is
largely background to that which I really want to say
here, which is ~ When are we going to get serious about
'going-off' Fossil-
Fuels?? It may already be too-late to save the Biosphere,
but assuming it is
not, we need to get on it!!
So simply put, debating the price of Petroleum Products {etc.}
while
definitely Current is
certainly not
Timely!!! Since it will do nothing to get
us moving on any one of the
handful of things that Really-Do-Count!!!
Until
next time, I leave you with this
~
In
noisy times, such as ours, truth can not be whispered!
Bye
for now .. MOT>
April 18, 2006
If you're not outraged, you're
not paying attention. ~ Unknown
Well, here I am again!
Seems we here in Canada are once again "blessed" with a "new" Federal
Government .. {You know the one in Ottawa
= 32 Square Miles Surrounded
by Reality!!} ... Oh, Joy,
Oh, Bliss!?????
You no doubt can tell, or guess, that I am a little less than
thrilled by the
prospect of "new" guys at the 'wheel-of-state'!?!
{you know, 'Here comes the
New-Boss, just like the Old-Boss!!} Well, you are
Right!!
You see, I am not
a 'Political-Guy' .. meaning I hold [nor have I ever
held!] no affiliation, formal or informal, to any political party!! I
have
exercised my 'political franchise' [voted] over the years, but mostly I
have
chosen to Spoil-My-Ballot
as a way of protesting
everything from the lack
of 'real' choice, to the sorry/tired/antiquated state of
social/political
'thought', to the rampant 'economicizing' of everything [and more, much
more!!].
Having said this - by way of background - I have never seen anything like
the Antics portrayed by
our 'illustrious' "new" Prime Minister ~ Harper's
the Name, and Control and/or Re-Election is the Game!!
The Chappie's Motto seems to be ~
It's My Way, or be on your Way!!
Simply put, either the Guy is married to Control [by Him and Only Him!!]
and/or He
is determined [read Obsessed]