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Outside-Inside ~ Sheguiandah, Manitoulin Island
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Cat n. A ‘Pygmy
Tiger’ that Loves Mice & Birds , Dislikes Dogs, and Very
Often Patronizes People!
There are No Ordinary or 'Common' Cats!
In ancient times, Cats were Worshipped as Deities,
which, it seems, they have
Never Forgotten!
Cats
are Our
Friends!
Time Spent with
a Cat is Always Time
Well-Spent!
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Jealousy
is ... such an Ugly Sentiment!
If Toast always lands Butter-Side
Down, and Cats always
land on
their Feet, what would happen if you strapped toast on the back of a
Cat and dropped it? - Steven Wright
Never try to out-stubborn a Cat. - Robert Heinlein
Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for
what you want. ~ Joseph Wood Krutch
There is, incidentally, no way of talking about Cats that enables one
to come off as a sane person. ~ Dan Greenberg
Like a graceful vase, a Cat, even when motionless, seems to flow.
~ George F. Will
Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a
purpose. ~ Garrison Keillor
their Feet, what would happen if you strapped toast on the back of a
Cat and dropped it? - Steven Wright
Never try to out-stubborn a Cat. - Robert Heinlein
Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for
what you want. ~ Joseph Wood Krutch
There is, incidentally, no way of talking about Cats that enables one
to come off as a sane person. ~ Dan Greenberg
Like a graceful vase, a Cat, even when motionless, seems to flow.
~ George F. Will
Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a
purpose. ~ Garrison Keillor
Roost ~ Sheguiandah, Manitoulin
Island
© 2002-06 by Paul Batman & Family
All Rights Reserved
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The trouble with Cats is that they've got no tact. ~ P. G. Wodehouse
Cats' hearing apparatus is built to allow the human voice to easily go in
one ear and out the other. ~ Stephen Baker
The mathematical probability of a common Cat doing exactly as it
pleases is the one scientific absolute in the world. ~ Lynn M. Osband
If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man but
deteriorate the Cat. ~ Mark Twain
I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as
equals. ~ Winston Churchill
Curiosity is a Sign of Intelligence ... guess that Says-it-All!!~ I.M.
Noteworthy Esq.
Hiding-Place{?} ~ Sheguiandah, Manitoulin
Island
©
2002-06 by Paul Batman & Family
All Rights Reserved
Q: What does a Cat call a bowl of mice?
A: A purrfect meal!
Q: Why did the Cat sleep under the car?
A: Because she wanted to wake up oily!
Q: What did the Cat do when he swallowed some cheese?
A: He waited by the mouse hole with baited breath!
Q: What is another way to define a Cat?
A: A heat seeking missile!
A: A purrfect meal!
Q: Why did the Cat sleep under the car?
A: Because she wanted to wake up oily!
Q: What did the Cat do when he swallowed some cheese?
A: He waited by the mouse hole with baited breath!
Q: What is another way to define a Cat?
A: A heat seeking missile!
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